This report is part of Project Steve. Project Steve is, among other things, the first scientific analysis of the sex, geographic location, and body size of scientists named Steve. We performed this research for the best of all reasons: we discovered that we had lots of data. No scientist can resist the opportunity to analyze data, regardless of where that data came from or why it was gathered.
Annals of Improbable Research
Scott EC, Matzke NJ, Branch G and McCullagh S. 2004. The morphology of Steve. Annals of Improbable Research 10(4):24-29.